Thank you sir, may I have another?

So the date was a drag. I wish I could make it funny, but it was actually boring and awkward. I did like the bar we went to and boring date was buying the drinks, so I guess I shouldn’t complain too much, but I expected more. Like what you ask? Him to be incredibly sexy, totally adore me and immediately fall madly in love with me because of my incredible beauty and outrageous wit. Then, of course, I would have to let him down gently and he would be crushed.

That’s not too much to ask, is it?